Blimey.

In the storm on Easter Monday night, a four by four foot piece of sterling board (rough chipboard) was picked up and blown over the roof at work and landed in a tree in a neighbouring house. It had been screwed down to the scaffolding. It sat in the tree since then, unnoticed by anyone, waiting to fall on the neighbours or the flash cars in the car park. The people next door eventually spotted it and Frank came to the rescue. Disaster averted.