Just Like That

You know how it is
Everything’s great

He’s ‘cute’
She’s ‘sweet’

He finds her slight eccentricities endearing
She laughs at all of his jokes

You know how it is
It’s super

But just like that she starts turning her back
on his endless impressions of Tommy Cooper

At the drop of a fez
he begins to find her unusual behaviour slightly irritating

It becomes less L’Amour
and more Les Mis

You know how it is



In Extras: ‘Oh darling, of course paddling in the sea doesn’t make your toes fall off. Whoever told you that?’

Tommy