You humans get weirder looking every day...

There's that daft woman with the skinny legs and big bag again. She says to her mother 'Oh look at that one! Isn't he gorgeous?! I wonder if he'll wait around while I get my camera out!'

Well, of course I am gorgeous, aren't I? Quick fluff of the feathers while she fusses away, turning that black box around with the big eye that pops out to stare at me in her quivering hands. Talk about easily excited! She's not very good. No bread or chips either. Humph! Useless.

Oh well, at least there is a good track today - Joe Bonamassa doing a Paul Rodgers number - Seagull!