Nuts

You have to have your tyres changed here to fit the season - Summer tyres & Winter tyres.  It is very expensive if you have an accident in Winter and you're using Summer tyres.

G had an appointment to have her car's tyres changed.  And for the car to be washed afterwards.

That shouldn't be difficult, should it?  Not in the hands of a qualified Mechanic.

Or so you'd think.

Experience here though has taught me that a lot of people have problems distinguishing their posterior from their elbow*.

Yep he managed to change the tyres and put the car in the car wash.

Shame he didn't manage to properly close the boot.  Shame we have a hatchback.  Shame that the car came out dirty.

Never mind.  And he didn't.  "That'll be 33 Euros please.  Oh and a recommendation in Ausländer's Big Book Of Reliable Tradespeople please."

I think I should scale my ambitions down a little to Ausländer's A5 page of 2 Reliable Tradespeople.  I suspect life is just too short for anything else.