air b and b

Ive put the flat on airbandb, see if I can generate some income that way.  The lounge has a lovely parquet floor, that's where I do my morning yoga, or shocha as the locals say it. The local version of spanish is unusual. 
Y= sh
Ll=sh
v=b (usual Spanish thing going on there)
g=ch as in loch

so the local street Calle Lavalle sounds like casher labasher, its no wonder I get lost all the time!!