With apologies to the "Three Craws"

Three Dave's, standin' by a car, standin' by a car, standin' by a car
Three Dave's, standin by a car, on a cauld and frosty gaitherin'

The last Dave, was greetin' for his ma, greetin' for his ma, greetin' for his ma
Because the last Dave, hadnae booze at a, on a cauld and frosty gaitherin'

The middle Dave, wasnae feelin' bra, wasnae feelin' bra, wasnae feelin' bra
The middle Dave, had a sair neck 'n a', on a cauld n frosty Mornin'

The first Dave, couldnae commentate at a', commentate at a', commentate at a',
Because the first Dave had missed his daily fitba, on a cauld and frosty mornin'.