Celebrate Good Times ... Come on

And today brethren we shall celebrate

For i did of a poo, which was neither one thing or another

And my inside are not sore


I cannot tell you what relief that is to me

And neither shall this be the last you hear of poo saga


Let it be said tho... That i have the bestest of husbands; the very, very bestest; for he has heard of the poos for nigh on 30 years.

And he hath not killed me