Apples

Seem to be growing well, and I haven't had to water them for ages..

Do you think there are not enough food scares in the world?
Not enough antibacterial items or touch-free soap dispensers?
Are the goalposts on how much alcohol is safe to drink being moved closer and closer together too slowly for you?

Well then your prayers have been answered. This is what we all need to be worrying about now.

Are you sitting down too much?

Now excuse me, I have already had 2hrs 59mins and I need to go and stand up for a while before I die prematurely of worrying about whether I am sitting down too much.