Sign With Unintentional Meaning

Bit of a desperation blip today - I have have a cold for the last twelve days - and it has really knocked the stuffing out of me. No chance of doing anything other than sleep. However, I spotted this on the way to the pharmacy (yet again) this morning...I think I must have bought half of the shop stocks!

If you are an IMPATIENT parker then you can't come in here!

Hopefully will get a chance to catch up comments on Sunday