Stuff it!!!

"24 hours I've had my flying licence! 24 hours since I legged it from that flea ridden dump they called home; and what happens? 'Wait here Wayne, sit still Wayne, look out for cats Wayne,' well I've had enuff. I'm my own bird ain't I. Don't need no udukashun in life, whatever that is. Look at Leroy, my homeboy from the coop. Where is Leroy, he was down there then he got this nice offer from that big bit of pussy. That Leroy he's sumffing!"