Q. Why Did the Baker's Fingers Smell ?

A. Cos He Needed a Poo!

Today I went to one of the poshest/most expensive restaurants in Birmingham for lunch with some old friends....not that you can tell by the state of their toilets! Why, in this country, do we descecrate our toilets and leave them in such appalling condition?? Moreover, why do public places allow this to happen and do nothing about it!?!

"Nearly 4 million people in the UK are unable to urinate in public toilets because of a social phobia commonly called 'shy pee', which can affect relationships, dent confidence and even lead to suicidal feelings."

I think the UK needs to be potty trained!