It's all WRONG

I can only say it must be some form of divine retribution that, the day after I admit to recording plays of my board games, I happen to come across a copy of Mousetrap in a charity shop for the grand sum of £2.49 (and bought it; for guests' children you understand).

It's all wrong!  (This is "New Mouse Trap"). It's nothing like the original: the bits actually work.

It still lasts for longer than is strictly necessary for any purpose other than torture.

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Of course, E having insisted it got played, then insisted it got logged.