Cutting edge

This holiday season, glass & I are not friends, first there was the bottle of prosecco that suicided at my feet cutting my hand and leaving a slither embedded in a finger joint and then today I slipped (whilst stone cold sober I'll have you know) dropping my (water) glass which promptly exploded (German hard wood floors have that effect) but not before slicing open my right hand...thankfully I'm a leftie!