Hubert

Count Hubert James Marcel Taffin de Givenchy as interpreted by the feline race.  Poor Hubert has had a tough life among the middle class.  First, he was relieved of his manly bits.  And then, he gets fussed at about stealing and hoarding toys.  But when his donkey-kicks off the hallway walls stopped and the weight-loss started, a visit to the doctor was in order.  Turns out, he has lymphoma, but he's taking chemotherapy in stride and has started eating like a horse, again.  Through it all, though, his tuxedo remained defiantly unrumpled.