Drunken blip!

I went out on Saturday night, I don't remember much.
I woke up fully dressed, with some pourers from vodka bottles in my pockets, I appear to have seriously injured two of my fingers, and have several bruises on my arm.
I really am very unsure as to what happened.

I am led to believe that I drank tequila. This is troubling to me as I despise tequila.
I looked through my phone to see if any record of the evening had been kept. I discovered several drunken messages sent to my girlfriend, and this rather blurry picture of my mate Stevo wearing some kind of novelty glasses.

Sunday was the most hungover I have been in quite a while, and seeing as this coming Saturday is my birthday party, I am dreading the Sunday after.