Lamborghini

Spotted this fancy looking car in town but I think it looks a tad out of place round here.

It did remind me of a question which was asked of me by a ten year old just last week.

What do you get if you cross a fast car with a sneeze?

A lump o' greeny!

Ha ha , I thought and laughed out loud.

On reflection though, my more mature and sensible self should have looked him straight in the eye and said "Snot funny".

Ah, I missed a trick there.

In golfing terms, I bogeyed that one :(