Those Shoes Again!

36 weeks 3 days

Parent 2 decided parent 1 should get them shoes out again, before my God-mummy to be starts wagging her finger, parent 2 shoved them on her feet whilst laying on the floor, at no point did parent 1 attempt any death defying feats whilst wearing these!
(Her center of balance left her around 10 weeks never to be seen again :) )
Happy with the shot parent 2 said done,
Parent 2 grinned and yelped STUCK!

P2 (laughing) ~ stuck?
P1, ~ Yes Stuck, I can't move..
P2 ~ as in really can't move stuck,
P1 ~ Yes you B******* IM STUCK! I can't move!
P2, (trying to hide a loud laugh) ~ Oh what a shame,
P1 ~ (glares up at P2) Just you wait....
P2 ~ hang on Ill see if theres any cranes or fork lift trucks available
P1 ~ (goes to try to grab a heeled shoe to aim in P2's direction)
P2 ~ (sees a wagging shoe and decides to help fast)

Finally back on 2 feet and dressed Parent 1 has promised to make parent 2 pay for that oh so kind comment!
PPPfftttt what happened to helping a damsel in distress hey?!