Pumpkin #1

This guy was telling pumpkin jokes to his fellow pumpkins.

Q. Why were the 2 pumpkins so close?
A. They had deep roots.

Q. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A. It fell off the wagon.

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin pi.

Q. What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A. A pumpkin patch.

The other pumpkins never changed their expressions. The smiling ones still smiled, and the frowning ones continued to frown. But, then the pumpkins turned on the joke teller, lobbing small pumpkins with their stems.

One finally connected in the guys eye socket, squashing in the skin, and even exposing a small patch of brain.

Disgusting, disturbing, and dis-heartening to watch.

The left eye was a mistake. I got a little too close with my scraper, forcing me to open it up. Oops.