It's Bounty be Mars.....

Regular readers will know that I've been awol for some time.

As you can now see, this is because I am the first person to travel to the red planet! (I was chosen because of my absolute gullibility discretion, superior photographic skills, and willingness to survive on the natural resources of Mars, ie Maltesers.)

Contrary to the stories we've heard about the lack of water, there is, as you can see, rivers of the stuff!! I've relayed this fact back to NASA, who had the nerve to suggest that I haven't actually gone 'off planet' at all, and are now demanding that I pay back my airfare!

It must be Mars.....I just spotted Matt Damon digging a sandcastle!!