Seriously WT?

It is time for our flaccid, libertarian society to assume new Overlords. From Space, China or Islam.

We have overreached ourselves. It's like Panem in the Hunger Games. We have become a mockery of ourselves and deserve severe chastisement for our indulgences.

Chocolate shower gel ? CHOCOLATE SHOWER GEL?!!!

I rest my heavily documented case and await the new order.

JM