Cambridge Irony

Read the sign - all of it, especially the last line.  Then read the other signs. :)

Much better day today: the sales continue to be on my side.  I treated myself to a new raincoat in 'dusty teal' (sea-green to you and me) as I don't see why all of my outdoor stuff needs to black.  I

(Yes, I know the photography arguments, but I don't need to look like I'm going to a funeral all of the time.)

Then I went to the gym, rounding off that session with a swim.  I feel very virtuous, especially as I'm already starting to pay for it.