Last night, while fixing dinner, 
My titanium screw,
(The one protectively covering my implant) 

Took a dive.
Popped out of my mouth, and 
Landed unceremoniously on the countertop.

I snagged the little guy,
Before he could fall onto the floor.
Then placed him in this ring box.

Today, it was off to a painful visit with the dentist.
Little Titanium Guy, must have been hanging loose for a while.
Because Dr. Moore had to screw through some gum. 

Ouch.