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Being a modern man I do not moan when I'm ill. I just knuckle down and get on with it. I find baths help - I could live in a bath. Anyway...

My throat feels like I've chewed on my car bonnet but no no I'm not moaning

My head feels like I've head butted one of young Rory's golf clubs but no no I'm moaning

My body aches like I've run a marathon but no no I'm not moaning

A modern man me