Mono Monday - Soft (toy) - Major Clanger

My first thought on the theme of soft was a certain, bathroom-located, essential daily product.  But that would not do!

We have in this house, approximately 125 soft toys. Number owned by me personally - approximately 0.  However, I must confess to admiration for the Clangers.  Watching the original series and the new one, narrated extremely well by Michael Palin, has a certain hallucinogenic effect.