Teenisms

I've decided to make a list of teenisms, things said by a teenager that amuse me.

Reminded the teen for the nth time that he needed to go to the bank and get a new PIN because he can't remember what it is and without it he can't get cash out of his account *, his response to me?

'I didn't forget it, I just never remembered it.'

A classic.

In other news, the damn car is still at the end of my drive, am so tempted to nudge it slightly, except I think the turquoise paint from my car might show up rather obviously on white...

* goodness knows what he's been doing for cash (in a country where kash is king) I don't think he's been selling his body...