Weapon of mass destruction

Watch out for that............
TONY!

I here that a lot. Mom has a lot of names for me.
Tony
Tonytigerbear
TT
TTB
And of course
You little sh*t
It's been a long week. It's been cold and hot and cold. My dad put one of the air conditioners in. That guarantees the temp below 50 for another month Mom says.
The birds outside the living room windows taunt me. I wag my tail SO hard I sometimes I hit it and cry. I can clear a whole table in about 5 seconds. My superiority continues to rule.

Ethel makes me mad too sometimes. She is blind and walks all over me in bed. ( hmm maybe we are married?) I try to sleep and since she can't see me, she often mistakes me for carpet ( yeah ok definately married). When I let out a warning mrwwww. She hits me. Hard. (And yes people the jury is in!)
Mom has a busy day planned for Saturday. She is going to buy fairie houses. What for is beyond me. We have enough creatures living in this house.
Trust me.
She says she will blip another later.
G'day to the north and Sleep well to down under!