You're never gonna see no unicorn!

It's a sign that someone needs a haircut when he can manage a unicorn this size in the bath! He also does a mean Mohican and a good line in devils horns... which could be more apt for him this evening to be honest. Me thinks it was a tired little boy that came home from school who thought the only course of action was the "one finger one thumb keep moving" approach so as to resist the crash & burn. Eventually he burned at 8.30 which is a late night for him.
Do I expect a lie in?

In my dreams.