Next Door But One's Cat...
...Who used to be Next Door's Cat, but Mrs Next Door moved house and the cat stayed.
He's a darling cat (though he did bite me last year. Not a serious bite. Just a putting-me-in-my-place bite. Because he's Top Cat.
Oh noooo...
There's an ear worm for all night then :
Top Cat! The most effectual Top Cat! Whose intellectual close friends get to call him T.C. Providing it's with dignity. Top Cat!).
Apologies.
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