The new PPI Scandal - Shorts

Yes, have you ever been sold shorts when in fact you needed trousers? Did you buy that pair of shorts, put them on in good faith, and then stepped outside and had cold legs? You did didn't you! You've been mis-sold shorts! Let us take this forward for you and you could get thousands of pounds or euros in compensation.

Maybe you don't remember if you were sold shorts or not? Is that you? Well don't worry. Just text WHYME to 80099 & we will pretend you were.

It's all fine and dandy as the government don't seem to mind. We know this as eight of the cabinet recently texted WHYME to 80099.

So get in touch and that dream holiday could be yours.

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