Western Patch-Nosed Snake (non-venomous)

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a snake sitting next to him.
"Are you a snake?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The snake replied, "Well, I liked the book."

I needed a laugh today so I thought I would share. :)

Boone and Barry both stepped right over this guy as we were hiking.
It really blended in well with the trail.