Knocke Knocke

Men are tricky beasts to buy presents for, especially after many years together and all avenues have been exhausted.

Last November inspiration struck. I'd take him away for the weekend, just the two of us, no...encumbrances...

Which is how I come to be in the lap of luxury on the Belgian coast, alas it's for one night and one night only, but as it's not even my gift I shouldn't complain.

It's his birthday in April...where shall I take him next?