Funerals and wakes ...

catered for at the Red Lion, Histon. In case you can't read it, the sign to the right of the door says::"all year round Xmas display, mains water supply, non-toxic carpets, illuminated fire exit signs, risk-assessed seating". By the way, the door is not the door. The real door is the one on the left. The other door is trompe l'oeuil, including the weeds growing up the doorframe.

The pub interior is just as quirky, and they do cracking fish and chips to takeaway (yesterday's lunch). It's a freehouse, but I am not going to have the opportunity to sample the ales on this occasion, alas.