Bottoms up!

Think this must be the spot where all the bread that is thrown to the ducks ends up.

Today all the equipment for the Village Playground, that we (The Village Hall Committee) have been raising money for, was delivered, but there was a hitch. The installers who were supposed to be there didn't turn up and the delivery man would not leave the stuff because of the insurance being in the name of the installers.
By the time we discovered this problem, our friendly farmer with his fork lift truck had arrived to lift the pallets off the lorry and had to be sent away!!

Bit of a .............'s muddle. Who'd be on a committee.