Keith

Emergency toilet roll cover, Christmas present from Dave's mum for Dave. Keith has warmed the toilet roll which has been much in use on my nose today. Aborted attempt to go back to work this morning, lasted the morning but had to retire ungracefully at lunchtime, sweaty, coughy, dizzy, back home, back to bed. Miserable git. In urgent need to woman up or I'll lose any ability to sarcastically invoke the manflu word when Dave is next Ill.