Entirely predictable....part 2

With thanks to all who have stuck with me, through erratic photos and terrible stories, here is part two of your not-to-be-missed horrorscope for 2015.

CANCER: In May, you will accidentally write a hit song for One Direction.  Whilst this makes you rather rich, none of your friends will ever take you seriously again. And Harry will probably go off with your mother.

CAPRICORN: On holiday on the island of Capri, you will suddenly develop a corn!  See how the universe works!

GEMINI: In November, you will receive an email from the lawyer of your grandfather in Africa, advising that you have been left millions in his will. (All you have to do is supply your bank details and PIN number!)
It's time to treat your mother with suspicion...has she not always claimed that her father was buried in Bognor Regis?

SCORPIO: Philip Schofield will invite you to join his Trivial Pursuits League. Resist. He writes the answers on his shirt cuffs.

A very happy and healthy new year to you all. Xx