Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Hilarious innuendo......

.....for the socially challenged, i.e. Shed Lovers, take that how you may. :-))

The Garden Fairy presented this to me, so I sat and read it in my "study" shed. Very funny, great wit and the innuendo is to squirm for. 

My new pipe is also in the picture, a very different shape, designed and carved by Kai Nielsen of Denmark. Both sitting on my baccy container, made by Selangor Pewter of Malaysia about 32 years ago. 

Sheds of Grey. (Look away now if you are Free Presbyterian"
"Prepare for pleasure beyond your wildest dreams," they said, opening the shed door.
I gulped, "You mean you've put a dartboard up?"

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