Rude Secret Santa

Secret Santa got me this year. I always make a big deal out of giving nice presents.  One of my colleagues said if she ever drew my name she'd get me a nice chocolate version of a piece of the male anatomy.  

Funnily enough Secret Santa got me a lovely pair of salad servers PLUS the aforementioned.  Hmmm that same colleague organises the Secret Santa draw.   Coincidence?  I think not.....