You CAN stop smoking!

Did you know, the main reason a smoker will find smoking a cigarette relaxing or reassuring is nothing to do with the cigarette itself, but because smoking involves taking deep long breaths. It's the deep breathing that relaxes a person.

The same effect can be achieved with blowing up a balloon. I recommend all smokers wanting to quit, to buy one of these balloon-a-copters. Not only do they encourage deep breathing, but you also feel compelled to chase after it, providing the benefit of exercise. I would like to see these handed out to smokers on the NHS. Imagine designated smoking areas filled with people in business suits chasing after balloons instead. Entertainment for everyone else, so that's another bonus.

Another thing I will enforce when I rule the world.