Straight down the middle...

..It went straight down the middle!
Aren't they accurate, these little buzzing ones?

I should stop apologising I suppose, for the lack of blip entries and comments.

I blame the World of Other.
There's Elderlies.
There's Young Ones.
And, to paraphrase Cliff, there's 'Young Ones of their own'.
Hardly any of them live near us.
Hence, I extol the virtues of a portable electric toothbrush.
That could be the hero of a book for children...'The Little Travelling Toothbrush'?
Consider it claimed, forthwith.