Distinctive?

Janneke - So I've got this new bike.

Jip - Oh good, it'll stop you from borrowing mine all of the time.

Janneke - Yes, but there is a slight problem. It looks just like yours, in fact it looks just like all of the bikes that my friends have. How will I know which is mine?

Jip - Ah yes, that is a little problematic. What you should try to do is make it look a little different to the other bikes.

Janneke - Good idea, but how?

Jip - Oh I'm no good at that sort of thinking. Maybe, maybe you could tie a ribbon on it, or put a brightly coloured bell and seat cover on it.

Janneke - No, no, I've got it. I shall get it customised in fake leopard print fur. That'll make it stand out from the others.

Jip - You'll stand out enough, none of your friends will ride with you now!