Soft Boiled Breakfast

On Friday night I made a list of possible 'soft' themes for this weekend's challenge. Suffice to say none of them achieved - so here is a breakfast blip, staged.
I don't like soft boiled eggs, in fact these were stomach churningly runny. The neighbours' dog will have them added to her dinner later.
Note to any aspiring food stylist - toast soldiers lose their perkiness very quickly, it's wise to try to have some stiffer replacements standing by!
(Did you see what I was doing there? Trying to introduce some soft porn -number 5 on Friday's list!)
I may still change this for a cat's paw, you have been warned!