Does this belong to anyone?

Let's get one thing straight, our house would not qualify for the 'domestic heaven' award. We can always find better things to do than housework. But when you look under the sofa and one of these is staring back... it's time to take a deep breath, be brave and find out what one earth is under there.

Contents of The land beneath the sofa:
1 eyeball (bouncy)
1 deluxe scrabble board
2 pieces of lego
1 scrap of paper with what appears to be the Battle of Helmsdeap drawn on it
1 sweetie wrapper
a 2p coin
1 ex school jotter containing instructions on how to build a time machine
1 grape mid transformation to raisin
1 mystery bit of plastic
Several pieces from our Othello board
1 pencil (broken)
And of course enough oose to knit a pretty horrible jumper.

I guess it probably sums up our life quite well.