Batman Needs A Beer

It's been a long hard day in Gotham City, The clown prince of crime ( A.K.A. The Joker) Has been caught and eaten by some over grown teddy bears. While most of Gotham rejoices, it's criminal underbelly goes mental! Criminals go on a crime spree to honour the crazy clown. However, these criminals are second rate, and Batman easily takes care of them. A few well placed bat-a-rangs and they are down for the count. Batman prowled the night, taking down all these second rate crooks. An easy, but time consuming task.
In truth Batman was depressed, The Joker was gone. And he was not defeated by The Dark Knight, but by a bunch of over grown teddy bears.

Gutted.

He found the biggest bottle of beer he could, and downed it.

And Batman doesn't do anything small,

Have you seen the Bat Cave?

There's a gigantic penny in there! And a t-rex. Which is weird.