FromTheToyBox

By FromTheToyBox

The Ewoks VS The Joker

After the events of yesterday ( http://www.blipfoto.com/entry/1935814)

Batman was no where to be seen, so The Ewoks decided that The Joker in a Scout Walker simply would not do, so they launched a full out assault on the clown prince of crime!
The assault mainly consisted of throwing big rocks at the scout walker.
After 376 Ewoks died, one lucky youngster threw the biggest rock he could find, and amazingly, it went straight through the only open hatch on the Scout Walker, causing the legs to seize up and the whole thing to topple over. The Joker banged his head during the crash and had a serious concussion. The Ewoks danced the dance of joy over their magnificent victory, then they placed the still alive Joker on a big fire, cooked him, and ate him with a lovely wild berry sauce.

And they all lived happily ever after........



until the events of Return Of The Jedi when several hundred more Ewoks were killed in a rather ridiculous battle between large furry teddy bear and armoured killing machine!

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