Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Pear blossom

The pear has started to blossom already. It's a comice, but in the past 5 years since it was planted we have had rock hard pears from it. Not sure what we are doing wrong.

Two F16s hammered overhead while I was taking this. has anybody informed the Cuzzins in Washington that we are on their side? Toots is cowering in a corner like an Iranian hero, barking and covering her ears.

RANT!
When can we please get back to some normality in this country? At present all the nickable hoods have weird names like Abu Qatada, Abu Hamza and Binyamin Muhammed; whatever happened to Norman Stanley Fletcher, Reginald and Ronald Kray and finally Ronnie Biggs? Bring back good old fashioned British lags!

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