Beer for My Alter Ego

While Cynthia was shopping for groceries at the Food Co-op today, I passed the time ogling the beer selection, and resisted the temptation to buy any, in spite of Michael the Beer Man's encouragement to do so.

Michael is not easily deterred from his mission to transfer large quantities of his stock to the beer fridge in my workshop. As we were standing in line at the checkout, he presented me with this bottle, which hadn't yet been placed on the shelves. It has my name on it, and a portion of the sale price goes to a Portland nonprofit organization called Friends of the Children. How could I not buy it?