cake decorations

Does anyone else find these a tad creepy or is it just me??

Popped in to the kitchen shop today...always very therapeutic and fascinating as to what is the latest 'must have'.
Lurking amongst the fondants, bags of theme decorations (soccer players, cars and the like) and blingy cachous were these two. I can only hope they are eventually clad in some sort of gear, whether it be icinged or perhaps from Barbie's extensive wardrobe.
No similarly topless blokes anywhere to be seen.