Near, Far, Wherever You Are....

Kate: Oh Leo, I can't believe our luck; despite surviving that horrific Ice-Berg accident, we are together, at last forever, our love soldiered together by our love of the sea, and fishing.

Leo: What's that to your starboard side kate?

Kate: More Love. My love for you overflows, over the sides of the boat, and fills the sea.

Leo: Beyond that Kate, please... I can't see for the bloody seagulls.

Kate: Beyond my love Leo, there is nothing, if you are talking Geographically, Barassie, the harbour, and the hills over Ardrossan.

Leo: Kate, How many times do I have to tell you, Starboard, has two "Rs", what does the R stand for?

Kate: Reciprocated love?

Leo: I PAINTED AN R on YOUR WELLY so you would remember.

Kate: Ooops. Sorry, Erm, Shit. Well, at least it's not an iceberg.