The icing on the cake

Managed to get a doctors appointment today, after 101 questions from the receptionist to see if I was eligible for an "emergency surgery appointment". In the waiting room there was nobody else waiting to be seen. The receptionist must do a grand job at refusing appointments.

The doctor pulled the get out of jail card with - its a virus and here's a prescription for some tablets to deal with the sinus/fat cheek infection you have.

The tablets are bright yellow and look like M&Ms and have about 45 side effects - but hey if they get rid of the hamster cheek look I'll be happy.