How the other half lives.....

.....a travel companion smuggled me into the British Airways First Class Lounge at Gatwick tonight..............flipping heck!!

Conversations went something like this:

Chap of great material wealth, "Bring me two glasses of Bolinger, a selection of seafood canapes and something sweet....cake or something"
Waiter chap in badly fitting outfit, "Yes sir, I'll fetch it immediately"
Chap of great material wealth, "Jolly good.....blah blah blah blah"

Me, "Can I have a can of London Pride, and any chance you could do me a bacon butty please mate?"
Waiter chap in badly fitting outfit, "No worries mate"

He knew I shouldn't have been there, but clearly we cadgers need to stick together.